This made me laugh! Excellent use of dialogue. And it's just hilarious... Family gatherings are a nightmare, especially this one :D

"... Just because you’re still a little bitter about some ice…”

*Inhales coffee and chokes*

It's definitely funny, Alassante - and it makes a certain sharp-edged sense too.  Great vignette!

Answer to chapter end note:

Bless he/them be (Ignoble Bard) for making you think of whatever it was that made you write this dooms-day lol :-)

And thank you for making me laugh.

Actually, you owe me a new monitor, for the coffee I snorted through my nose while reading....

I've been meaning to review this for a few days now, this is the funniest thing I've read in quite awhile. Favorite lines: "Some ice?". "There's no crying in battle!" and of course "The Ai a Balrog guy." ROFL! Poor Legolas gets no respect from those Feanorians. I laughed all the way through this. Hilarious stuff. :-)

L O L

That is all.

Just to say, I really enjoyed this when I read it earlier this  year on B2ME, although I wasn't in reviewing mode. And it definitely bears reading again!