Gil-Galad Was No Elven-King by kimikocha
Fanwork Notes
Inspired by moiety and bettashark's hilarious "Spud-Salad." And the entire genre of 'Watsonian explanations for confusion about Gil-Galad's parentage.'
Fanwork Information
Summary: An elven conspiracy theorist discovers the truth about Gil-galad's parentage. The results of their inquiry are here written in verse. Major Characters: Original Character(s), Gil-galad Major Relationships: Challenges: Rating: General Warnings: Creator Chooses Not to Warn |
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Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 168 |
Posted on 21 June 2022 | Updated on 21 June 2022 |
This fanwork is a work in progress. |
Gil-Galad Was No Elven-king
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Invalid is that elven-king!
The one who’ll ne’er his parents bring!
The first not born of royalty,
Between the mountains and the sea!
Though I’ll admit his mind is keen,
His countenance bears a kingly mien—
No noble blood has he reveal’d,
For none is there for him to yield!
I tell you all, I tell you true,
To view the records, swift I flew—
Of Finwë, Finrod, Orodreth,
Of birth and of untimely death…
I looked there, but I did not see
Evidence of his pedigree—
‘Twas in the record of his birth
The TRUTH I found, for what it’s worth!
He has NO sire to his name,
No father writ for him to claim,
Nor mother — yes, I tell you so!
The names so faded, none could show.
But long ago he came this way,
And yes, we crown’d him — what to say?
When ask’d, the rest of Finwë’s line
Said, “Take it! Better yours than mine.”
This is perfect! And the…
This is perfect! And the last line made my laugh out loud. Well done!
Brilliant!
Clever, hilarious, and delightful!! Well done! A toast to more poetry ?
Delight and laughter in…
Delight and laughter in every line!
This is both delightful and…
This is both delightful and clever, and made me laugh so much!