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Somehow there was country music playing in the background when I read most of this, and somehow that made the accents and farmer elves even more hilarious. The end was...I chocked on my tea. So beautifully unpoetic. Eru and that lecherous-looking old seagull"...hah! These were some of the most entertainingly un-elvish elves I've read so far.