A lovely read and very lighthearted.

I especially like the part where a sock fell out of thin air and onto Sauron's map.

And Melkor and Sauron being defeated by a mountain of socks. If only it was that easy.

Oh, ouch!! This hilarious. Lots of great lines. This might be my favorite:

"the orcs are heavy and sank into the socks as the elves were light and ran on top of them"

or maybe this:

"a fairy tale meant to frighten children who misbehaved. “Beware, or the Gods will drown you in socks, like they did the dark Vala and his servants”