This...socks!! by Nuredhel

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Fanwork Notes

This is parody and humor and made just for the sheer fun of it.

Fanwork Information

Summary:

Ever wondered where the socks which disappear in the washing machine end up? Well, wonder no more, here is the answer to that age old conundrum....

Major Characters: Elves, Melkor, Orcs, Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Sauron

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Genre: Humor

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Rating: General

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Chapters: 1 Word Count: 1, 962
Posted on 17 August 2018 Updated on 17 August 2018

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Oh, ouch!! This hilarious. Lots of great lines. This might be my favorite:

"the orcs are heavy and sank into the socks as the elves were light and ran on top of them"

or maybe this:

"a fairy tale meant to frighten children who misbehaved. “Beware, or the Gods will drown you in socks, like they did the dark Vala and his servants”