Feanorian Haiku plus Ulmo by Los Gloriol

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Summary:

Today is national haiku day in America.(no I am not making it up.) So, in honor of this most celebrated occasion, I have devised 9 haiku for you. The metric phrases 5,7,5 respectively.

Enjoy complete silliness! Maybe make your own and share:)

Major Characters: Fëanor, Sons of Fëanor, Ulmo

Major Relationships:

Artwork Type: No artwork type listed

Genre: Humor

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Rating: General

Warnings:

Chapters: 1 Word Count: 113
Posted on 21 December 2008 Updated on 21 December 2008

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Feanor

 

Three jewels were crafted

Who would know what was to come

Lo! Armageddon

 

Maedhros

 

Maedhros the tall elf

He had red hair but no hand

He was hot then dead

 

Maglor

 

Maglor the singer

He had a beautiful voice

By the sea he sang

 

Celegorm

 

Celegorm hunted

He was a stroppy elf-lord

His stiff bow was long

  

Caranthir

 

He had a red face

Short bearded dwarves were his thing

Caranthir grumpy!

 

Curufin

 

The fifth was crafty

Beren knocked him off his horse

Buckle up next time

 

Amrod

 

Amrod was a twin

Another elf looked like him

But both of them died

 

Amras

 

Mom liked the seventh

Amras was burnt in a ship

His dad liked him less

 

Ulmo 

 

Ulmo smelled like fish

Halibut, cod or haddock

They are good with chips

   


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