Perfectly hilarious - and still a better explanation than the series xD thank you for the laughs!

Eru falls for the irresistible charms of the High King -- and honestly, who could blame him... And Ereinion's bizarre power to send Galadriel to Valinor is explained. 

Bwahaha! How do you come up with this so quickly!? Ha! I love it!.

Just picturing Morgoth having timeout in another room (and if he was anything like me, loving every minute of it!)

That was a tough choice for Eru though, between gold-boi Ereinion and a swampy planet. (Even if it does have excellent sentient mattresses.)

 "he was really enjoying the potent bit, at the moment" Oh, I'm sure he was!

Big thanks for the laugh!

Ha! Absolutely hilarious! I loved it.

Eru Ilúvatar happily serving as Gil-galad's sex slave certainly explains why Gil was able to send RoP's Galadriel back to Valinor. There are likely to be other weird decisions that we can attribute to this as well.