Stupid Sexy Gil-galad by bunn

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Fanwork Notes

This is not the kind of thing I write ever.   

Warnings for in-universe blasphemy and sex dungeons.  But not really in  detail.  

Fanwork Information

Summary:

In which the mysterious manner in which Gil-galad obtained the power to banish Galadriel to Valinor is revealed. 

Major Characters: Eru Ilúvatar, Gil-galad

Major Relationships: Eru Ilúvatar/Gil-galad

Artwork Type: No artwork type listed

Genre: Crackfic

Challenges:

Rating: Teens

Warnings: Check Notes for Warnings
Chapters: 1 Word Count: 490
Posted on 3 September 2022 Updated on 3 September 2022

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Table of Contents

In a hole in the ground...

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Bwahaha! How do you come up with this so quickly!? Ha! I love it!.

Just picturing Morgoth having timeout in another room (and if he was anything like me, loving every minute of it!)

That was a tough choice for Eru though, between gold-boi Ereinion and a swampy planet. (Even if it does have excellent sentient mattresses.)

 "he was really enjoying the potent bit, at the moment" Oh, I'm sure he was!

Big thanks for the laugh!

 

Eru Ilúvatar happily serving as Gil-galad's sex slave certainly explains why Gil was able to send RoP's Galadriel back to Valinor. There are likely to be other weird decisions that we can attribute to this as well.