The Decidedly Unpleasant Wake-Up Call And The Disastrous Events That Followed by

Fanwork Notes

I am so sorry for this thing. It started out as an idea under the shower and somehow convinced me to sit down and actually write it in one go. I claim no responsibility whatsoever.

This is crack, I think? I have never written crack before and didn't plan to, but I've no idea what else to call this... abomination. I am strangely proud of it, though.

Fanwork Information

Summary: Deep under the earth, a balrog is sleeping. It doesn't take kindly to being wakened. Crack? Major Characters: Gandalf, Legendary/Mythical Character(s) Major Relationships: Genre: Humor Challenges: Rating: General Warnings:
Chapters: 1	Word Count: 1, 134
Posted on 20 July 2018	Updated on 20 July 2018
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