Dumb Poem by Bubba Gump
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Fanwork Notes
Fanwork Information
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Summary: An awesome poem of epic proportions.......Actually. this is the dumbest poem ever, but it was written by a 4th Century Monk, who jotted down notes on his frequent long journeys up the hill to use the bathroom. Major Characters: Major Relationships: Genre: Humor Challenges: Rating: General Warnings: |
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| Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 46 |
| Posted on 22 May 2007 | Updated on 22 May 2007 |
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This fanwork is a work in progress. | |
The whole bloody thang
Read The whole bloody thang
Once there was a man with a hat, and a bat, and a cat, and a rat, and he knew a guy named Pat, who sat, on a mat, that contained some nats, that were fat.
Sam knew Pam, who liked soft rock jams, and big-horned rams, and cams, and lambs.
(1) Comment by Sinneahtes for Dumb Poem [Ch 1]
That seriously reminds me of some poetry I read when I was an English major. Particularly Chaucer.
And I have no idea what a nat is. I could look it up in a dictionary and all, but I'd rather just sit here and gripe that somebody used a word I'm unfamiliar with.
(2) Comment by Kenaz for Dumb Poem [Ch 1]
I loved it! It was better than CATS! I will read it again and again!
(3) Comment by ford_of_bruinen for Dumb Poem [Ch 1]
:) This sort of reminds me of an ABC book I once had... It had lotsof characters with three letter names and three letter words which all rhymed :)
Lets see if HMTL works in comments. And hi Bobby!
EDIT: Nope. Not atm at least
(4) Comment by Dawn Felagund for Dumb Poem [Ch 1]
Well, hey you, Bubba Gump. Just testing to see if the correct links are being sent in review emails. Hope this works! *crosses fingers*
Oh, and the poem: fantabulous. :^D
(5) Comment by Rhapsody for Dumb Poem [Ch 1]
Very catchy and shiney :) I'd love to read a sequel.
(6) Comment by Tarion Anarore for Dumb Poem [Ch 1]
Darn, I fear I will have to burn my poetry notebook, because I just cannot compete!! ;D