Okay, I know that you did this as a joke, but dang, I laughed through the whole thing. Embarrassed myself once or twice, being as I'm at work. Grasshopper spit? Nostril-plugging clothespins?? Priceless!

Hehe, so that's how Finrod ended up agreeing to the quest! :)

You are crazy ;D Finally the truth revealed,now I can't blame Finrod for that foolish mission.

"Now I have to wonder how Barahir got Finrod's ring and loyalty in the first place... ;)"
 

You'd better write it down and share ;) 

Now I think I'm going to shout out loud from the rooftop of my house, "Come on, folks, come here and read this. It's worth paying for and you've got it for free!"

Thanks for a good dose of laughter :D

LOL! For a short piece, this packs so many laughs - "Apparently B.O. of that magnitude ran in the family." !!!

This was wonderfully irreverent, and that last line... *dies* :D! 

:D  I laughed the entire way through this!  It explains SO much!  I could vividly see him walking and everything near his path wilting, Elves rearing back in horror and gesturing wildly for the other to stop the man....   Grasshopper spit!  And that clothespin with the Silmaril set in it...I want to SEE that!  :D  

Hope you don't mind me looking you up.  I saw your name on Pande's LJ and she mentioned stories, so I went hunting.  Would love to see more from you!