Whatever Can Go Wrong, Will by sallysavestheday
Fanwork Notes
Written for the SWG Meet and Greet challenge, using the matryoshka prompts 1) a favorite place, 2) Murphy’s law, 3) unusual weather, 4) an unexpected visitor, and 5) "wait, that can’t be right…"
Fanwork Information
Summary: A wet night in Rivendell has some of its residents in a bit of a snit. Major Characters: Original Character(s), Maglor Major Relationships: Genre: Challenges: Meet & Greet Rating: General Warnings: |
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Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 481 |
Posted on 6 March 2024 | Updated on 12 March 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Whatever Can Go Wrong, Will
Santur is from Chestnut’s marvelous Elvish name list, meaning “garden-master”. Poor old Sinda of a gardener got stuck with the kids on Elrond and Celebrian’s day out (and THEN things got worse!).
Read Whatever Can Go Wrong, Will
Oh, the day had gone ALL wrong now!
Santur chewed the end of his braid in frustration. All he had wanted was a few quiet hours in his favorite corner of the Hall of Fire – a sweet span of silence after the long afternoon of child-minding that had been so full of stolen apples and spilled seeds and trampled plots and Elrond’s twins tracking the garden manure through the kitchen and the pantry and the fine front parlor.
But the rain had driven everyone else indoors, as well, and from the sounds on the roof it had settled squarely into hail. Which, in and of itself, would not have been unbearable: the percussive beat became mind-numbing, after a while, and it was certainly numbing that Santur was after.
Such a storm was little heard of in Rivendell’s summers, however, and the rustles and murmurs among the other Sindar at the end of the Hall where Santur slumped in his alcove were uneasy. Surely HE had brought it -- that ancient devil -- and who knew what else he might have brought, as well?
Santur truly wanted a drink, and a seat closer to the fire to warm his chilled old bones after the unplanned dunking in the Bruinen, chasing Elladan’s cat.
But there HE was, Maglor Feanorian, blown in out of the rain after centuries of who-knows-what, who-knows-where, grinning and stretching out his long legs and telling his usual kinslayer’s lies to the applause of the wide-eyed crowd. How many knives he kept hidden in those thigh-high boots was anyone’s guess, but no matter how much Santur wished to approach the hearth, it was better to stay carefully clear. One certainly couldn’t protest to Elrond if one got stabbed for interrupting!
And how that horror of a Golodh did go on!! Simpering and giggling; singing rain-songs from the Uttermost West, as though they were not all soggy enough already; batting his long, dark lashes at every fool of a man, woman, or child who dared to sing along.
And then settling in to the storyteller’s honored place – Elrond’s place! – with a sigh and a flourish on the harp that gathered every ear and heart easily into his palm, willing or no.
“A wild night, in truth, friends,” Maglor murmured, and his eyes shone like pale gems in the dim warmth, as the hail hammered on the roof above him. “But I’ve known wilder, and not so long ago. Lean close and I’ll tell you a tale…a song of the far south and east, where the people strayed from their paths, and the angry gods rained frogs…”
And what could scornful, disbelieving Santur do but as he was bid: lean in and listen, and be lost in the music, altogether in spite of himself?!
So vivid!
I love this description of the Hall of Fire, and a Sindar contending with himself to try his best to NOT enjoy Maglor's playing. Such a great description of the intermingling of Elves in Rivendell, and I absolutely feel for him, babysitting rambunctious elflings. :D Well done!
Thank you! It is impossible…
Thank you! It is impossible to not enjoy Maglor’s playing, try as one might. Grumpy Sindar just need to give in. :)
This was truly delightful! …
This was truly delightful! I love how he mentally rants and raves and yet still finds himself a captive audience.
(Maglor's thigh-high boots... mmmmmmm)
Mmmmmmmaglor, indeed! ;)…
Mmmmmmmaglor, indeed! ;) Thank you! 😊
I really enjoyed reading…
I really enjoyed reading this! Heheh, Maglor taking the storyteller’s honored place in Elrond’s household. Great pov of an original character.
Thank you! Half of Elrond’s…
Thank you! Half of Elrond’s household is baffled by the kinslayer taking pride of place. The rest is joyfully singing along. Glad you enjoyed this!
Oh, poor Santur, interested…
Oh, poor Santur, interested despite himself! 😆
(But really, who wouldn't be curious about a rain of frogs?)
Indeed! He just can't help…
Indeed! He just can't help himself. Glad you enjoyed this. :)
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Oh my gosh! This is so funny! (And embarrassingly relatable!)
Love it!
Thank you! <3
Thank you! <3
Lovely! I can vividly…
Lovely! I can vividly picture the whole scene <3
Thanks very much! :)
Thanks very much! :)