The Wild of the Helcaraxë by ArizonaPoppy
Fanwork Notes
Fanwork Information
Summary: A dare between siblings on the icy expanse leads to an encounter with the local fauna Major Characters: Aredhel, Fingon Major Relationships: Genre: Adventure, Crackfic, Fixed-Length Ficlet, General Challenges: Words of Wit and Wisdom Rating: General Warnings: |
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Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 202 |
Posted on 26 March 2021 | Updated on 26 March 2021 |
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Chapter 1
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Snow and rime crunched under their feet as the Noldor trudged onward. The ice popped and moaned around them. If these were part of the music of the Ainur, they were mournful and winsome. Aredhel stuffed her hands in her waistcoat tighter against the winter chill.
“Wilst thou give me a whole set of wampum if I manage to touch that walrus over there?” Fingon waggled his eyebrows.
“What, that one the size of a wain?” Aredhel stomped her foot. A wave of pain shot up her foot from the hard ice, leaving cold in its wake. “That’s a foolhardy bet. I will not give thee any such thing. You should wisely keep your distance.”
Fingon shrugged. Stealthily, step over step, he approached his target.
The great beast reared its head, waving its fatty neck, showing its long tusks. It lunged forward.
Fingon’s courage waned. He turned and ran. The water shifted the floes underneath them. He caught his toe on a walm and went sprawling.
Aredhel stood over him, and waggled her finger. She shook her head, and then reached down to haul Fingon up. “Why hast thou wruxled things up? Truly, you have the brain of a walnut.”
Chapter End Notes
Special thank you to the members of the SWG who bounced around headcanons with me last night!
(1) Comment by Himring for The Wild of the Helcar... [Ch 1]
ROFL.
Fingon the Valiant fleeing from a wild walrus that was about to wallop him...
Well done!
Walrus wallops will wound!…
Walrus wallops will wound!
Thank you for reading and commenting!
Lol I guess now we know what…
Lol
I guess now we know what Morgoth should have used to defend thangorodrim
Thank you so much for…
Thank you so much for reading and for your comment! Yes, that would be a very good strategy!
Fingon definitely needs to…
Fingon definitely needs to be more careful with his w-words - especially as Aredhel can turn anything into an insult!
Very true! Woe betide the…
Very true! Woe betide the person who does not watch their words! :-)