Morning People by Huinare

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I can't recall how or why the truth visited me, but now the world needs to know the real story.

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Summary:

Yet none ever guessed Sauron's true reason for turning to the will of Melkor.

Major Characters: Aulë, Maiar, Melkor, Sauron

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Genre: Humor

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Rating: General

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Chapters: 1 Word Count: 1, 482
Posted on 19 December 2011 Updated on 19 December 2011

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I read "Morning People" earlier this week one morning before I scuttled off to my job as orc-scribe in the Biotech Battlement of Pharma-dûr.  As I drove my Nazg-Cooper, I thought to myself, "How could I not love Huinarë's Morning People?"   And when I reached work, with all my fellow biopharma-orcs lined up at the Altars of Keurig, I thought how wonderful it would be to have a coffee-fountain.  Then, after the Altar of Keurig had brewed my Thangorodrim Dark Roast, I raised my cup and silently toasted a certain Maia: 

"Mairon, you made the right decision."

Excellent and hilarious story, H!  I think you might guess I quite liked it and found it to be relevant. :^D

Egads, LOL, thanks for the hilarious review!

Glad you don't mind me borrowing Mairon, he's been trying to upstage everyone else I write lately (go figure).  I was considering executing this plotbunny from another character's viewpoint, but it just didn't seem fitting... PS and RE: the jumping the shark bit on your reply to my comment on 'Lesion.'  I will not believe that is possible until he actually jumps a shark off the coast of Andórë. =)

So, years ago (ten at least, maybe more) I read this hilarious fic explaining Mairon's defection by him being not a morning person. But then, unfortunately, I forgot where I read it, and no amount of searching helped me dig it up. Imagine my delight when yesterday, on registering on this site, I finally found it! :-)

It's just as delightful as it was all those years ago. Thank you for writing it! ♥️