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Tehta
|Member since 17 December 2010.
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Fanworks by Tehta
The Noldolantë (Sirion verses) by Tehta
The third kinslaying, as a musical.
Please do not take this too seriously. The writer certainly doesn't.
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: Bollywood |
Rating: General | Warnings: Character Death, Violence (Moderate) |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 934 |
Posted on 3 August 2024 | Updated on 3 August 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Merchant of Valinor by Tehta
A series of acrostics based on the letters provided in the Tengwar challenge, telling the story of one enterprising Telerin merchant.
Major Characters: Original Character(s) |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: Tengwar |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 16 | Word Count: 1, 992 |
Posted on 21 May 2024 | Updated on 26 July 2024 |
This fanwork is a work in progress. |
A New New Home by Tehta
"Oh no, I just had a horrible thought. Does the new city have a name yet? And is it ‘New Vinyamar’?”
A decades-long saga about the naming of the hidden city of Gondolin.
Major Characters: Penlod |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 1, 385 |
Posted on 11 June 2024 | Updated on 11 June 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Tehtar by Tehta
A collection for any ficlets I manage to finish for the Tengwar challenge.
Major Characters: Egalmoth |
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Genres: General | Challenges: Tengwar |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 209 |
Posted on 11 May 2024 | Updated on 11 May 2024 |
This fanwork is a work in progress. |
Ready, Aim, Fire by Tehta
Or, Three Attempts to Get Out of Archery Practice
Major Characters: Egalmoth, Glorfindel |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: It Comes in Threes |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 624 |
Posted on 11 April 2024 | Updated on 12 April 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Cliffhanger by Tehta
Climbing partners get very accustomed to saving each other's lives. The habit can prove hard to break, as Findekáno and Maitimo discover.
Major Characters: Fingon, Maedhros |
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Genres: Drama, Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 2, 534 |
Posted on 8 April 2024 | Updated on 8 April 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Betting on Family by Tehta
We are told that Galadriel was “the only woman of the Noldor to stand ... tall and valiant among the contending princes” upon the summit of Túna, when Feanor made his Oath. But why? What about Aredhel: what was she up to?
In this story, I attempt to answer that question, while Írissë and Artanis discuss family matters.
Major Characters: Aredhel, Galadriel |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 963 |
Posted on 8 April 2024 | Updated on 8 April 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Quick and the Dead by Tehta
Months have passed since the Nirnaeth, but Glorfindel and Ecthelion are not quite over it yet.
Contains dark themes, humour, and slash, mixed together pretty evenly, I hope.
Major Characters: Ecthelion of the Fountain, Glorfindel |
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Genres: Humor, Slash/Femslash | Challenges: |
Rating: Adult | Warnings: Sexual Content (Moderate) |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 4, 773 |
Posted on 7 November 2013 | Updated on 5 April 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Symmetry by Tehta
The Silmarillion states that the entire Dwarven race is descended from the seven Dwarves Aule made: the Seven Fathers of the Dwarves.
...Seven Fathers? Really? And Zero Mothers?
I have attempted to explain this absurdity here. In a deeply scientific and scholarly way.
Major Characters: Aulë, Pengolodh, Rúmil (Valinor), Yavanna |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 305 |
Posted on 5 April 2024 | Updated on 5 April 2024 |
This fanwork is a work in progress. |
The Firstborn of the Firstborn by Tehta
Set in Cuiviénen. The future kings of the Eldar discuss Oromë's invitation. There is cake, and tea.
Very canon-ish, sorry.
Major Characters: Elu Thingol, Finwë, Ingwë, Olwë |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 1, 014 |
Posted on 5 April 2024 | Updated on 5 April 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Swaying, to Music by Tehta
Fëanor is not always the easiest person to talk to, not even for a powerful Vala like Melkor. Luckily, one of the Fëanorions has better taste in conversation.
As a result, Melkor gets to indulge in two of his favourite pastimes: stirring up trouble, and discussing his creative process.
Major Characters: Maglor, Melkor |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 1, 711 |
Posted on 5 April 2024 | Updated on 5 April 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Constant Gardener by Tehta
Running Yavanna’s errands in First Age Middle-earth is a tough job, but someone has to do it.
(Written for the B2MeM prompt, “Write or create art in which a character plants something.” Not a light-hearted humour fic. At all. A little quirky, though.)
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Genres: | Challenges: B2MeM 2014 |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: Character Death |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 3, 898 |
Posted on 28 March 2014 | Updated on 28 March 2014 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Vana's Day by Tehta
Some people are naturally good at romance. Others struggle with it, even when surrounded by flowers, love songs, and heart-shaped cakes. Guess which group is featured in this story?
(The usual caveat applies: these are my versions of these characters, and my version of Gondolin, and so might not be to everyone's taste.)
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Genres: Romance | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 2 | Word Count: 2, 582 |
Posted on 27 March 2014 | Updated on 27 March 2014 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Return of the Balrog-Slayer by Tehta
So, how did Glorfindel of Gondolin make his (posthumous) way to Middle-earth in order to become Glorfindel of Rivendell? The relevant canon is full of uncertainties and contradictions.
I like to think it might have happened as follows...
Major Characters: Ecthelion of the Fountain, Glorfindel |
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Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 3, 347 |
Posted on 16 December 2013 | Updated on 16 December 2013 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Archer's Triangle by Tehta
Wherever Túrin goes, emotional turmoil is sure to follow. The marches of Doriath are no exception.
Major Characters: Beleg, Mablung, Saeros, Túrin |
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Genres: Drama, Humor, Slash/Femslash | Challenges: |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: Sexual Content (Mild) |
Chapters: 5 | Word Count: 9, 331 |
Posted on 25 September 2013 | Updated on 5 December 2013 |
This fanwork is a work in progress. |
Ulmo's Favours by Tehta
Idril and Tuor have sailed into the West... but will they ever reach it?
Major Characters: Idril, Tuor |
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Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 1, 015 |
Posted on 1 December 2013 | Updated on 1 December 2013 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Burden of Beauty by Tehta
One long, meandering conversation between Ecthelion and Glorfindel.
I could say it's about aesthetics.
I could say it's about the author having fun with implicit characterization.
I could also say it's about vases, and grapes, and Maedhros.
The usual caveat applies: these are my versions of these characters, and while this story does not contradict canon, it does not have much to do with it, either. It's pure (s)elf-indulgence...
Major Characters: Ecthelion of the Fountain, Glorfindel |
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Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 3, 177 |
Posted on 1 December 2013 | Updated on 1 December 2013 |
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Sand and Flame by Tehta
A retelling of a very well-known story. Features Fëanor and Nerdanel as young geeks in love, a rather unsympathetic look at Indis, and a lot of very simple sentences.
Major Characters: Fëanor, Indis, Melkor, Nerdanel |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 2, 409 |
Posted on 7 November 2013 | Updated on 7 November 2013 |
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A King by Any Other Name by Tehta
Ulmo be thanked, the Noldorin refugees have finally found a leader. He has the most ridiculous name, though: Ereinion. "The Scion of Kings". And where did he come from, anyway?
Cirdan attempts to find out.
Major Characters: Círdan, Finduilas, Gil-galad |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 1, 481 |
Posted on 4 November 2013 | Updated on 4 November 2013 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Mallorn Torment by Tehta
An Elvish take on this business we call show. Also, a Third-Age Sindarin take on First-Age Noldorin history.
As a bonus, features Lorien's three named Marchwardens.
Major Characters: Haldir, Rúmil (Valinor) |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 1, 782 |
Posted on 1 October 2013 | Updated on 1 October 2013 |
This fanwork is complete. |