Transcript of Divorce Proceedings: Mairon v. Melkor by Rocky41_7

Fanwork Notes

You can all 100% blame am_fae for this. She and I were laughing about the idea of Angbang divorce and I thought it would be fun to do a fake transcript of their divorce proceedings. She's also to thank for the idea of Thuringwethil's testimony, Feanor's presence (and the accusation Sauron throws at him), and the line "you're a bitch and a traitor." Additionally, she did me the enormous favor of a couple betas on this, so thanks for that <3

I couldn't quite work in "Where are my treats?" but I think I got pretty close.

The "petitioner" (the one asking for divorce) is Sauron
The "respondent" (the one being divorced) is Melkor

Please for the love of Eru do not look too closely at the structure of this court. I added some additional punctuation (commas, ellipses) to make the reading easier.

Fanwork Information

Summary: Official family court transcript of the divorce proceedings in the matter of Mairon v. Melkor. Expletives have been redacted from the transcript. Major Characters: Melkor, Sauron Major Relationships: Melkor/Sauron Genre: Humor, Script/Play/Screenplay Challenges: Rating: General Warnings:
Chapters: 1	Word Count: 6, 783
Posted on 5 March 2022	Updated on 5 March 2022
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