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About Me
Mr Fingon has been writing Tolkien fanfiction of dubious quality since 2001 and Silmarillion fiction in particular since 2002. Previously, he wrote even worse dreck in other fandoms.
Mr Fingon writes almost exclusively about Elves, because he is an elitist like that. His usual victims are Glorfindel and Elrond, and his usual topics include dinner parties, Elven hairdos, bad jokes, unpopular interpretations of obscure canonical details, root vegetables, linguistics that nobody cares about, and religion. He firmly believes that Glorfindel of Gondolin and Glorfindel of Rivendell are two distinct individuals, and has in fact written a story in which the two meet. And dislike each other.
In his free time, Mr Fingon enjoys watching and thereafter complaining about the historical inaccuracy of television programmes, and drinking tea. He is a non-practising Cathar (which makes no sense if you think about it) and really likes vegetarian enchiladas (which makes a lot of sense, because enchiladas are delicious).
Fanworks by darthfingon
Gilfanon by darthfingon
A character appearing only in The Book of Lost Tales, Gilfanon nonetheless survives later in the legendarium in the character of Pengolodh.
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Posted on 1 December 2009 | Updated on 22 March 2021 |
Answers from Old Sources: What Does That Name Mean? by darthfingon
An investigation of the meaning of some of Tolkien's more elusive Elvish names.
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Posted on 1 March 2009 | Updated on 9 March 2021 |
Lámatyávë: If you have no idea what that word means, read this article by darthfingon
Why the "sound taste" of a name is often more important than the meaning when naming original characters.
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Posted on 1 February 2011 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
All About Accents! by darthfingon
What do all those accents and symbols in Tolkien's languages mean? This column explains what they mean and how to pronounce them.
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Posted on 1 November 2010 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
Fact, Interpretation and the Hard Business of Proof by darthfingon
Deciding what constitutes canon for the purpose of making fanworks relies partly on the words of the texts but also on the geographical and temporal vastness and diversity of Tolkien's world.
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Posted on 10 October 2010 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
Not Just the Son of That Guy: Creating Effective Names for Original Characters by darthfingon
So you need an Elvish name for your OC? This article gives tips and strategies for coming up with believable names that sound good.
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Posted on 1 March 2010 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
Elven Holidays and Festivals: What do we have to work with in the First Age? by darthfingon
A rundown of the holidays we know existed in the First Age, as well as tips on how to design your own holiday.
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Posted on 1 January 2010 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
Everyday Elves and What They Do by darthfingon
Not every Elf was a prince or a smith. The word lists give insight into some of the more unglamorous professions available to everyday Elves.
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Posted on 9 November 2009 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
'Sindarin' is a Quenya Word: how the clan names make Elvish more confusing by darthfingon
The clans of the Elves are almost always named in Quenya, and this month's column demystifies how various Elven people would have referred to themselves in their own languages.
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Posted on 1 October 2009 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
Sindarin vs Quenya: RELEVANCE FIGHT! by darthfingon
So you're working on a fanfiction ... what Elvish language should you use for names and snippets of dialogue? Here is a handy guide to choosing between Quenya and Sindarin.
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Posted on 1 September 2009 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
Elvish Fanons and Canon Contradictions by darthfingon
The early word lists provide many refutes to the most common claims of "Elves would never ..." Here are four of the most salient.
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Posted on 1 August 2009 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
Elven Families and What They Wore by darthfingon
This column uses old word lists to tackle two questions: Did the Elvish languages provide specific terms for relatives, or is everyone just kinsman? And what are the words for various items of clothing?
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Posted on 1 June 2009 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
Twenty-Two Words You Never Thought Tolkien Would Provide by darthfingon
Some of Tolkien's earliest word lists include terms for words that provide sometimes surprising insights into the habits and cultures of the Elves.
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Posted on 1 May 2009 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
Answers from Old Sources: Elven Food by darthfingon
Tolkien's early Elvish word lists reveal details about what Elves ate.
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Posted on 1 April 2009 | Updated on 8 March 2021 |
The Army of the North by darthfingon
The armies of the Last Alliance gather in Rivendell to prepare for their assault on Mordor. Elrond worries, Oropher weasels, and nothing goes according to plan.
Chapter 1: Gil-galad and Elrond enlist the help of Erestor to out-weasel Oropher, who, despite having only arrived in Rivendell a few hours earlier, has already overstayed his welcome.
Major Characters: Elendil, Elrond, Erestor, Gil-galad, Isildur, Oropher, Thranduil |
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Rating: General | Warnings: Character Death, Mature Themes |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 4, 741 |
Posted on 22 April 2012 | Updated on 22 April 2012 |
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You Live Your Life in the Shadow of the Mountain by darthfingon
At the end of the First Age, religious feuds and civil unrest threaten Valmar and Tirion. A 'What-If' AU.
New in Chapter 20: Sidaizon sets out to begin his new duties as Oraistar of Oichimyaiva, and learns some disturbing news from Vedezir.
Major Characters: Amarië, Ingwë, Ingwion, Original Character(s) |
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Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama | Challenges: Another Place in Time |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: Mature Themes |
Chapters: 20 | Word Count: 78, 920 |
Posted on 6 October 2009 | Updated on 18 January 2012 |
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Lost Tales of Gondolin by darthfingon
The Lost Tales of Gondolin, which by all rights should have remained Lost.
Major Characters: Duilin, Ecthelion of the Fountain, Galdor of the Tree, Glorfindel, Idril, Maeglin, Rog, Salgant, Tuor, Turgon |
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Genres: Humor | Challenges: B2MeM 2011 |
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Chapters: 9 | Word Count: 3, 461 |
Posted on 5 March 2011 | Updated on 9 March 2011 |
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On the Twilit Planet Below by darthfingon
"Now they begin their new lives."
A rigid society on a distant planet imprisons free thinkers. A vast ship transports prisoners across the galaxy to their new home colony.
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Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 2, 520 |
Posted on 15 February 2011 | Updated on 15 February 2011 |
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Copper by darthfingon
In Valinor near the turn of the First Age, a young boy is tormented by a Maia of Makar.
Written for ALEC October 2010.
Major Characters: Eönwë, Original Character(s) |
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Genres: Horror | Challenges: |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: Violence (Moderate) |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 10, 154 |
Posted on 4 December 2010 | Updated on 4 December 2010 |
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Stupid Stories for Irreverent Elves by darthfingon
A collection of stupid stories, most of which make little sense, bunged up here together because they're too small to be out on their own. Set in my dubious fiction-verse. Sexual content implied in some.
Major Characters: Fëanor, Fingolfin, Fingon, Gil-galad, Glorfindel, Maedhros, Maglor, Oropher |
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Chapters: 13 | Word Count: 14, 448 |
Posted on 9 March 2010 | Updated on 9 March 2010 |
This fanwork is a work in progress. |