Bloody silmarils, book I by Dilly

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Fanwork Notes

- Bloody silmarils is a parody and a comedy in the way of the tv-show Kaamelott by Alexandre Astier and the Monty Python's Holy Grail, but the story can be read without knowing them. 

- These chapters are the translation of a fanfiction originally written in french, entitled “Maudits Silmarils”, with a lot of characters and chapters (and still in progress). It's a bit like a tv-show, with mainly crack humor, but it's sometimes serious.

- Chapters 1 to 9 are a new translation by Scythe-Lyfe, and I think it's easier to read. Thanks to Tehta for her advice too!

- If you read french easily, I recommand you to read the original version, some jokes are difficult to translate.

- Last updates are on AO3.

 

Fanwork Information

Summary:

In Gondolin, Turgon is depressed... A comedy and parody of the Silmarillion with a lot of characters and chapters. Chapter 20: Fear.

Major Characters: Original Character(s), Aredhel, Ecthelion of the Fountain, Egalmoth, Elenwë, Elves, Fingolfin, Fingon, Glorfindel, Idril, Maedhros, Maglor, Men, Noldor, Orodreth, Penlod, Rog, Sindar, Thorondor, Turgon

Major Relationships: Elenwë/Turgon, Fingon/Maedhros, Fingon & Turgon, Fingolfin & Fingon

Genre: General, Het, Humor, Romance, Slash/Femslash

Challenges:

Rating: Teens

Warnings: Mature Themes, Sexual Content (Moderate)

This fanwork belongs to the series

Chapters: 20 Word Count: 23, 889
Posted on 27 March 2015 Updated on 10 July 2022

This fanwork is a work in progress.


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So glad you are posting translated versions!

<i>"One of my aquaintances offered me this interesting comparison, your Majesty : humans are like goldfish. One day you may return to your house and find them dead, without any visible explanation. All you have to do is turn away for a minute in distraction. A sudden chill or a heat wave, a bowl of food added or subracted, and BAM! They're dead."</i>

This is terrific.

"It looks..." Glorfindel faltered again.
"... Looks ?" Prompted Turgon, thoroughly exasperated.
"A bit... sissy, Majesty," the elf choked out quickly.
Turgon, with his stony expression, looked at Glorfindel with his long wavy golden hair and his clothes which were dotted with embroidered flowers on a field of green.
"You don't say ?"

Brilliant!!