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Preferred Name: Bonk
Preferred Pronouns: He/him
Member since 16 April 2021.
About Me
Hello there [General Kenobi]
You can find me on tumblr under the usernames @sauronnaise (main, shitpost blog) and @glorfinyeet (Tolkien & other fandoms reblogs); Hail_Gothmog on ao3; sauronnaise on Dreamwidth. I should make an effort to ship my stories here in case ao3 blows up (admittedly, there's poop I've written I'm too shy to post here).
I specialise in shitpost and crack fanfic writing, or sappy soap operas (that were imagined to be dramatic enough to fit a Nightwish song, but the stories, once typed, appeared otherwise). The second the work is finished, I think I'm God and a genius; a week later, I wonder what kind of dumpster I've created.
English is not my first language, so excuse the mistakes in advance.
Fanworks by SonOfMandos
A Storm Above the Sea by SonOfMandos
As Isildur and Elendil leave Númenor to the Falas, black clouds circle the island. A strange fortune teller makes her appearance in Tar-Míriel's garden, claiming she talks to the rain. A power Sauron does not possess.
Major Characters: Elendil, Isildur, Sauron |
Major Relationships: |
Genres: Suspense | Challenges: Meet & Greet |
Rating: Adult | Warnings: Creator Chooses Not to Warn |
Chapters: 2 | Word Count: 5, 770 |
Posted on 15 March 2024 | Updated on 4 July 2024 |
This fanwork is a work in progress. |
Silent Lake by SonOfMandos
At the dawn of the Fourth Age, Maglor leaves Gondor. He hopes that his pilgrimage leads him to Cuiviénen.
Major Characters: Maglor |
Major Relationships: |
Genres: General | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 679 |
Posted on 3 April 2024 | Updated on 3 April 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Last Dance by SonOfMandos
Harad, Second Age. Tar-Ardamin's favourite dancer comes back to him.
Major Characters: Original Male Character(s) |
Major Relationships: |
Genres: Mystery | Challenges: |
Rating: Adult | Warnings: Creator Chooses Not to Warn |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 877 |
Posted on 14 March 2024 | Updated on 14 March 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Parchment of Secret Valian Tales by SonOfMandos
Some stories of old were never to be scripted. There were tales told around a campfire or sung on tables of a festive inn. Perhaps the imagination of the Eldar knew no boundaries, or perhaps Valar were not as valiant and dignified. Manwë Súlimo, he who is the sovereign of the Gods, finds himself the unfortunate protagonist of, shall one say, perilous adventures. Here are the stories of the Very Lost Tales of Aman.
Major Characters: Manwë, Melkor |
Major Relationships: |
Genres: Crackfic, Humor | Challenges: |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: Creator Chooses Not to Warn |
Chapters: 4 | Word Count: 13, 257 |
Posted on 15 February 2024 | Updated on 19 February 2024 |
This fanwork is a work in progress. |
Blood and Light by SonOfMandos
Mother, let me live to see the day go by
Save me from myself, for I will sacrifice
Anything and Everything, to feel Him one more time
--Sacrifice, Aleah.
Major Characters: Maedhros, Sauron |
Major Relationships: Maedhros/Sauron |
Genres: Mystery, Slash | Challenges: |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: Mature Themes |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 5, 035 |
Posted on 7 September 2022 | Updated on 8 January 2024 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Rubicon as Sin by SonOfMandos
Celegorm, Curufin, Maedhros, Maglor, Caranthir and Finrod meet at Caranthir's on Maedhros' order because Finrod owns Celegorm and Curufin, and Maedhros is angry about it!! Finrod doesn't want to give Tyelko and Curvo away for free, that's stupid, he demands payment. Moryo has tons of money. Finrod desires more. SUSPENSE!!
Read the fic to know what happens!!!
Major Characters: Celegorm, Curufin, Finrod Felagund |
Major Relationships: |
Genres: Crackfic | Challenges: |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 901 |
Posted on 11 October 2022 | Updated on 11 October 2022 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Crow and the Swan by SonOfMandos
Tuor came to the Hidden City with a message from the Lord of the Seas. He urges the King to flee, but to avail. Confined, he despairs. He crosses paths with Maeglin, the prince who wishes to elope from these immaculate walls. A story of the inevitable battle against fate, and of freedom. Maeglin/Tuor
Major Characters: Maeglin, Tuor |
Major Relationships: |
Genres: Drama, Family, Hurt/Comfort | Challenges: |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: Sexual Content (Mild) |
Chapters: 4 | Word Count: 8, 970 |
Posted on 7 September 2022 | Updated on 12 September 2022 |
This fanwork is complete. |
Le prince des plaines by SonOfMandos
Vertbois-le-Grand s'assombrit. Les forces de Sauron se multiplient dans le royaume. Les Elfes sylvains s'affaiblissent. Avant qu'il ne soit trop tard, avant que le monde ne s'écroule complètement, Thranduil envoie son fils explorer la Terre du Milieu. Legolas n'a jamais quitté sa forêt. Le prince voyage et se joint aux Rangers du Nord, et son chemin croise celui des fils d'Elrond.
Elladan le suit.
Elladan/Legolas
Major Characters: Elladan, Legolas Greenleaf |
Major Relationships: Elladan/Legolas |
Genres: Hurt/Comfort | Challenges: |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: Sexual Content (Moderate) |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 3, 630 |
Posted on 7 September 2022 | Updated on 12 September 2022 |
This fanwork is complete. |
The Call of the Loon by SonOfMandos
Captured by Lúthien and her Marchwardens, Celegorm is the prisoner of the princess in Menegroth. Against his will, he finds himself the personal retainer of the daughter of Melian. Desiring to repent and heal his soul from his sins, Celegorm accepts his fate as a servant. Warned of the situation by Galadriel, Finrod tries to resolve it with his great-uncle. Naturally, Lúthien has a strange sense of humour and refuses to give the Fëanorian back to his family.
Major Characters: Beren, Celegorm, Lúthien Tinúviel |
Major Relationships: Beren/Luthien |
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crackfic | Challenges: |
Rating: Teens | Warnings: Sexual Content (Moderate) |
Chapters: 3 | Word Count: 12, 538 |
Posted on 8 September 2022 | Updated on 8 September 2022 |
This fanwork is complete. |
L'imbécillité by SonOfMandos
S’il y avait une chose qu’Erestor méprisait, c’était l’imbécillité.
Alors Erestor, une personne « comme il faut », s'est donné le droit de rouspéter.
Major Characters: Erestor |
Major Relationships: |
Genres: Crackfic | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 1, 626 |
Posted on 6 September 2022 | Updated on 7 September 2022 |
This fanwork is complete. |
An Ode to the King by SonOfMandos
Airheaded, stubborn, determined, a tad disorganised with his thoughts, Meludir is reminiscent of the past. In this diary he treats like a memoir, he writes an account of how he, a simple Silvan from the southern land of Rhovânion, came to be a royal guard, guided by undying devotion... and great optimism.
Meludir/Thranduil
Major Characters: Thranduil |
Major Relationships: |
Genres: General | Challenges: |
Rating: General | Warnings: |
Chapters: 1 | Word Count: 3, 825 |
Posted on 6 September 2022 | Updated on 7 September 2022 |
This fanwork is complete. |