My Preciousssss Mary Sues
Series compiled by whitewave
The main theme of the Non-Canon stories here will be Humor/Parody, bordering on the "Heretic". Please do not read if you are easily offended by these contents.
All stories will contain much adult language, innuendo, nudity, suggestive/compromising positions, and many embarassing situations for the characters, especially the Fëanorions and Mary Sue.
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Summary:
The main theme of the Non-Canon stories here will be Humor/Parody, bordering on the "Heretic". Please do not read if you are easily offended by these contents.
All stories will contain much adult language, innuendo, nudity, suggestive/compromising positions, and many embarassing situations for the characters, especially the Fëanorions and Mary Sue.
Major Characters: Angrod, Aredhel, Celeborn, Celebrimbor, Círdan, Daeron, Dior, Ecthelion of the Fountain, Elrond, Elros, Elu Thingol, Eluréd, Elurín, Elwing, Eärendil, Eärwen, Eöl, Eönwë, Fëanor, Finarfin, Fingolfin, Fingon, Finrod Felagund, Finwë, Galadriel, Gil-galad, Glorfindel, Gothmog, Haldir, Huan, Idril, Indis, Lúthien Tinúviel, Míriel Serindë, Nazgûl, Nerdanel, Nimloth, Olwë, Original Character(s), Orodreth, Oropher, Ossë, Sauron, Sons of Fëanor, Thranduil, Turgon, Ungoliant, Valar
Major Relationships:
Genre: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Erotica, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Poetry, Romance, Science Fiction, Suspense
Challenges:
Fanworks in "My Preciousssss Mary Sues"
The Piggolantë by whitewave
Warnings: Torture, Expletive Language, Mature Themes
Another unusual take on my favorite Noldor elves.
The Scented Pleasure Garden by whitewave
Warnings: Mature Themes, Sexual Content (Moderate)
A very irreverent and heretical look at the Silmarillion Elves in terms of their "horticultural" potential. Has very strong sexual innuendo and adult language. You have been warned. *Complete!
***Some varieties were updated on Jan 1, 2009 to include my LJ friends' names in their particular muse's entry.
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The Dark Foe Wears Feanaro by whitewave
Warnings: Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Sexual Content (Mild)
Timeline of major events in the trend-setting House of Fëanaro, the undisputed leader in the Eldarin fashion industry.
Silmarils Are Forever by whitewave
Warnings: Torture, Character Death, Expletive Language, Mature Themes, Sexual Content (Moderate), Violence (Moderate)
A very light but ambitious confection written mostly for the author’s pleasure wherein JRR Tolkien’s male canon characters are cast in roles from Ian Fleming’s work. Only the crazy plot belongs to the author.
